Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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