Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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