after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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