HIV tests are more positive than that guy
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
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Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
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I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
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