do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
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