so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Randomize
