is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Can vaginas get frostbite?
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
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