Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
cat food counts as protein by the way
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He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
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Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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