So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
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i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
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Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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