It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
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