Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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