Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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