Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
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If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
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Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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