I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
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Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
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I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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