White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
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I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
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I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I got married tonight..
I'd like to first of all congratulate you on your marriage. Secondly, probably one of the best drunk texts I've ever received. Unless you were sober, then that text was awkward.
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