Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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