physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
