it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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