I just made out with a guy for $7.
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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