Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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