Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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