You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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