Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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