I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
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I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Come see our sink grown plant.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
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My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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