I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
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Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
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Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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