are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
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Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
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I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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