I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
He kissed a someone with a penis
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
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Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
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this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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