I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
