I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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