i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
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i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
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I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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