i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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