I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
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I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
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Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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