so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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