She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
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I'm passing your future prison.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
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I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
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