I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
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I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
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Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
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