WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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