matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
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