yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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