Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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