is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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