My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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