'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Randomize
