so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
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now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
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We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
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