you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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