where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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