6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
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You. Win. At. Life.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
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