My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I am in a vortex of obligation.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
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Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
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i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Come share oat with me in your robe
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
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