Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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