We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
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