They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
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