I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
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You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
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Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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