And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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