The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I feel great
I just peed on a car
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
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you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
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Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
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