how hairy? two words: wookie tits
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
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you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
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Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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