Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
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He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
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I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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