so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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