Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
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shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
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answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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